Trade War Makes Bitcoin Go "Brr" While Dollar Gets Tariff Trauma

Looks like someone forgot to tell the global markets that playing chicken with tariffs isn't exactly a winning strategy. As China slaps a whopping 125% tariff on US imports in 2025's biggest economic "no u" moment, the markets are doing what they do best - panicking with style.

From Tariffs to Digital Treasure

Bitcoin, our favorite digital gold substitute, is casually hanging around $84,000 while traditional markets throw their usual tantrum. It's almost as if Bitcoin took one look at the trade war chaos and said, "Hold my private keys." The cryptocurrency seems to be channeling its inner ...