Tech Giants Stumble Through Digital Money Maze as Dogecoin Wags Its Tail

Ever wondered what happens when Silicon Valley's finest trip over their own algorithms? Well, grab your digital popcorn because today's tech narrative is spicier than a quantum computer's search history.

Crypto's Comedy Club

Remember when cryptocurrency was supposed to be the adult in the room? Bitcoin's acting more like a tech stock these days, riding the wave of China trade optimism since late April 2025. Meanwhile, Ethereum's stuck in traffic on its own blockchain, and Dogecoin - the meme that keeps on meme-ing - continues to prove that sometimes jokes do make money. Though with Dogecoi...