ECB's Rate Cut Bonanza: Money Printers Go Brrr for Round Six

Central bankers are once again reaching for their favorite tool - the rate-cutting scissors - proving that if all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail. The European Central Bank is gearing up for its sixth consecutive rate reduction, this time trimming another 25 basis points to reach 2.25%. Because who doesn't love a good markdown sale on money?

Lagarde's Loveseat of Economic Woes

ECB President Christine Lagarde, master of diplomatic understatement, calls the current situation "uncertain" with "downside risks." That's central banker speak for "Houston, we have a pro...