Dollar's Mini-Comeback: Uncle Sam's Currency Finally Gets Off The Couch

After weeks of lounging around in its pajamas and binge-watching Netflix, the WSJ Dollar Index finally decided to hit the gym, gaining 0.28% this week to close at 96.34. This marks its most impressive performance since mid-March 2025, though that's not saying much - it's like celebrating because you did one push-up.

The Not-So-Greatest Hits Tour

Despite this tiny victory lap, the greenback is still nursing a 6.25% year-to-date hangover, sitting a whopping 8.38% below its September 2022 peak of 105.14. It's almost like the dollar forgot its glory days faster than we forgot about cryptocurr...